Once upon a time there was a little boy called Danny.
He had two older brothers called Sam and Bob who wanted nothing to do with
their annoying little brother so this story isn’t about them. Like most
children at this time, Danny didn’t have a parent hovering around him to ensure
his snacks were ethically produced or gluten-free. Danny did whatever he wanted
to as long as he was home in time for dinner.
At the bottom of the court his family lived in was a large
unruly vacant block that Danny loved to explore. Most days were a blank canvas.
He used to love to abseil down the not so steep slope with found rope tied
awkwardly around one of the trees – not that he would have ever have heard of
the word abseil.
In Spring from the blossom trees that lined the street, he
would eat as many of the sun warmed cherries as he could before he felt ill.
Bush tucker man had nothing on Danny. Though not the ones out the front of
number 4. Nobody played with the kids from number 4. The house smelled funny
and they wore weird clothes. The parents didn’t talk like the other parents.
Nobody went near number 4 if they could help it.
One day, Danny found a ball laying in the gutter at
the very bottom of the court almost out the front of number 4. He rescued it
and decided to play footy. He discovered that it was really tricky playing
footy without friends or big brothers. Because of that, Danny decided
that Big Ted needed to be goalie.
Hiding Big Ted from no one in particular, Danny liberated
him from the bedroom floor and installed between two scrappy trees that served
as goal. Goal was always at the bottom of the block to take advantage of the
natural incline. The goal trees were at each edge of the block and since Big
Ted was a lazy fucker Danny always scored.
And because of that, Danny assumed he was an
excellent footy player. Going to school the following year sorted that
assumption out quick sticks.
Until finally many years later Danny realised two
things – he was crap at sports and there was nothing wrong with the people from
number 4 after all.
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